Old people: they can be hardcore

Today on the way to Starbucks to get the NYT, I saw George at Mac's Card Room, a place that I have been informed is "less sketchy than you'd think." I can't really figure what his age is — he could be anywhere from 80 to a hard-lived 60. He's retired-ish, and I have it on good authority that he spends his days in a, well, "relaxed" state. Obviously, if he's at a bar at 10 in the morning. He was standing outside, but his van is hard to miss.

So George is hardcore.

But old people can be hardcore in other ways, too. Yesterday, as part of my preparation for Epic Summer 2008, I did what I would call an epic ride. The weather was stunning. 70 degrees, sunny. I got my bike at about 11 and headed out for Junction City, a good three-and-a-half miles away. When I got back towards home, I thought, I'm a fresh as a spring daisy, I should keep going to my usual ride, down to the airport and around the bay.

That's about a six mile ride in and of itself. So about four miles in I felt less-than-fresh. It was past noon, when I had received a call from Ray and I was about halfway there. But I was at the bridge, and all the good stuff was coming up. So I pressed on.

An unusual weather feature was that the wind was out of the east. Usually, it's out of the West and coming back from Hoquiam is a breeze. So it was not a good sign that I was already pooping out, with no money in my bag for a recharging lunch at the Sweet Shoppe.

I ended up going down to the airport, the bird watchers were already there, and started coming back. At the intersection on 7th Street, where the tempting but oh-so-unlikely-to-give-me-free-food Sweet Shoppe is, there was a stooped over old lady carrying a couple of bags dressed in a white pantsuit, green shirt and one of those old-lady hair covering scarfy-thingys. We nodded hello, I went on down the street, on my bike, rode around the Emerson and up back across the bridge and then down behind the pilings of the big bridge to cross over to the less-traveled east-west roads, and who do I see crossing the street ahead of me with her bags, but the old lady. Somehow she had streaked there while all bent over.

Now, I was winded, but this lady somehow made it about a mile in a few minutes. Stooped over and everything. I felt like such a hoser. But I also felt something a little more noble — I was impressed and hopeful and proud of her.

Rock on, lady. It's cool if you can move like that, and it's cool if you know how to teleport. And if you know how to teleport, will you teach me?