A naked woman, standing there nude, talking to someone else. And not making a move to cover or clothe herself. And standing awfully close to the other person. I was not the other person.
I wish I were that body confident.
Not that I am particularly, oh, concerned, but I jokingly have started calling my workouts "countdown to Maui beach body." I have, what, six weeks or so?
You know what will make you lose weight? Eating the stuff you have in your cabinet that you don't really like but bought somehow. Today I ate a few bites of Progresso's Chicken and Sausage Jambalaya and it was flat gross. So I saw a container of cottage cheese in the fridge — sellby date was 12/24 — and took a sniff and it seemed okay. So I ate that instead. It needed to be eaten, right?
I had a can of sparkling juice that has been in the fridge the better part of a year, too. At least that part was delicious.
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