The woman who was allegedly abducted while jogging from her suburban Atlanta neighborhood has fessed up. It was a hoax. Why the deception?
"The wedding of Ms. Wilbanks and Mr. Mason had been described as the social event of the year in Duluth, a suburb of some 22,000 people a half hour northeast of Atlanta. There were about 600 people on the guest list, and the wedding party included 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen. A friend of Ms. Wilbanks said there had been eight wedding showers."
I can wager a guess. Have you seen the pictures of this woman? Her skin is stretched as tight as a drum and her eyes are parked in that wide-open freaked out gaze. Her stats, as listed by her friends, have her at something like 5' 11" and 128 lbs. She is a classic overacheiver people pleaser. She couldn't even pretend to be abducted without it becoming CNN's top story.
With eight showers and an entourage of 28, this just sounds like an event where someone was bound to go postal anyway.
Fetch this poor gal a Paxil and some perspective. Also for anyone who encouraged her to have such a monstrosity of indulgence, decadence and wastefulness of a wedding.
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