Tuesday, March 22, 2005

I could've told them that

Ducks are chauvanist, power-obsessed rape-culture mongering thugs. I have known this since 1997, when I lived in Ecuador among a small gaggle of ducks. The girl ducks were okay; they never did nobody any harm. The boy duck, though, was a complete pisser. He duck-raped the girl ducks and would bite them spitefully.

I hated that drake. I understood why Daffy and Donald Duck were such hotheaded nitwits. This is the duck culture. It is a culture not only of live female duck rape but homosexual necrophilia.

Ducks must be stopped. Sure, they look cute and ecosystem blah blah blah. But they're twisted.

I'm being facetious. Well, a little bit, anyway.

Man, I hated that ornery drake.

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