Apparently rabbis are trying to horn in on the priest's reputation for lecherosity! (See comment below) And no, that makes little sense.
The tricks I am referring to aren't *that* kind, people. They're family friendly!
So, here goes: Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment, I will now perform a feat so dangerous, so death-defying you may be compelled to look away! But don't, for if you do, you shall miss out on an act of unparalelled boldness!
(I am balancing a toilet plunger in my right palm! So gross! So germy! Will it fall? Will I touch the germ end? (Ooohs and aaaaahs)
No! The filthy toilet plunger does not drop on the ground! The dirty end does not touch her hand! She is still germ-free and loving it!
Ta da!
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