Housesitting blogging

I really like housesitting at Hugh and Janice's place. Waterviews, great dogs, a kitchen stocked with All-Clad cookware, books all over the place including every spy novel ever published in English under the sun. What is there not to love?

Also, Janice is the coolest. She left a tupperware container with the label "homemade marshmallows" on it, and I'll be darned if they aren't really amazing. I've only ever heard of one other person to make her own marshmallows, and she recently was let out of a certain federal facility where she spent time for lying about insider trading.

I wonder if Miss Martha will have all kinds of new recipes for making prison hooch and more. I actually looked at a forum site for prison food but it didn't seem at all like the kind of stuff you could whip up on the inside. Cake, chili, that sort of stuff. Also homemade Kahlua. Who is letting these prison people online to talk about baking and making chi chi liquors? Why is it okay to have a name like "hotlatinaMILF4U" on a prison-oriented online community? This is so weird. I'm sorry I ever went to google for a silly pruno link.