Monday, February 14, 2005

Are you a science person?

Here's a study for you: What is up with all the people who don't know how to walk? I'm not talking the annoying people who walk, like, four abreast and don't budge when you're about to go screaming by on the rollerblades and you're hollering "ON YOUR RIGHT!!!" They're scum of the earth, that's what's wrong with them. I'm talking about otherwise perfectly normal people with perfectly normal development going on except that their gait is weird.

Were there a bunch of otherwise normal people who didn't get mangled in the cotton gin who walked funny 100 years ago? Or is it something to do with all the Nintendo and latchkey kid stuff? Because there are a lot of nerd kids who have the most bizarre gaits; roly poly legs, limpiness, gimpiness. Is it because they aren't physically gifted that they have become nerds or vice versa?

Seriously, this is something the science people need to look at.

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