Chaff, pre-culled

That's my take on Hannidate.

Poor Barbara, the self-described green-eyed minx on Hannidate.

Some money quotes:

"I have a very close-knit, loving family. ALL Republicans! lol "

"I am seeking an honest, intelligent, politically savvy man, who believes in Republican values and is seeking a LTR ... Please, no drug users, cheaters, liars, womanizers, or heavy drinkers."

Contradiction? Apparently Republicans have learned to live with it for a while.

From Nashville's Christina:

"Who I'm looking for: Someone who has definitely been Hannitized, a committed Christian and someone who doesn't have children already (unless they are grown)."

From Greg:

"Most importantly, I am a conservative. I live in Pittsburgh and there appears to be a ratio of 4 men to every woman. Plus, most women in 'the burgh' are liberal"

This one, from Rob, is so crazy it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:

"A conservative U.S. Army veteran, living on the left coast. I like walks on the beach, Ann Coulter and standing up to outspoken liberal "experts" who claim to know what's going on in Iraq. I love my country, my president, my family and my dog, Fonzie. I'd go back to Iraq in a second but I've suffered a shoulder injury that won't allow me to play G.I Joe anymore. I'm looking for a strong minded conservative woman to take to dinner in a San Francisco restaurant. One who's smart enough to wait until we are served before delighting in the discussion of liberals, their flaws and their feeble attempts to hide them. I'd like to hold out for Ann, but I'm a realist. Though, I could see the two of us having the most delightful conversation: one simple, passionate conservative; one sophisticated, radical conservative...Man, I'd love to have dinner with Ann Coulter! If she's not available, I'd be happy to meet someone who identifies with her political id."

This is hot: From Dave:

"All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday"

If you dudes want Ann Coulter, write her or something!

From Bill:

"To describe myself I'll put the most important thing first: I LISTEN TO THE SEAN HANNITY SHOW!!!!!!!!! (Rush, too)"

What a winner.

All of these eejits are from the randomly selected Page 10. I am so glad all these NDs are stuck in one spot.

Also, may I direct you to newgrounds.com? I would recommend watching the Numa Numa guy. I know he's really embarrassed, but it's kind of a cute little video of him lip-synching to a Romanian pop song.